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About.txt

System Information

Biography, contact info, personal data.

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Portfolio.exe

Visual Archive

Photography and chromatic aberration studies.

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Comedy.avi

Performance Logs

Stand-up routines and ironic storytelling.

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Projects.dir

Experimental Zone

Works in progress and explorations.

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Recycle.bin

Deleted Files

Abandoned ideas and failed experiments.

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README.txt

Documentation

System manual and navigation guide.

About.txt
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CHARLIE ANZALONE
Born
2002
Location
[Your City]
Occupation
Comedian, Visual Artist
Email
[your@email.com]

Charlie Anzalone

Charlie Anzalone (born 2002) is a comedian and visual artist.

Comedy

Precise ironic storytelling. Treats misunderstanding as a superpower.

Visual Work

Photography exploring chromatic aberration and light refraction.

Contact

Email: [your@email.com]
Social: [@username]

Portfolio.exe
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Visual Archive

Photography exploring chromatic aberration and prismatic light.

Holographic Structure
Light Painting
RGB Split
Prismatic Blue
Prismatic Red
Refraction
Comedy.avi
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Stand-up Comedy

Videos
Style
Approach

Performance Videos

[REPLACE: Embed your comedy videos]

Comedy Style

Precise ironic storytelling. Treats misunderstanding as a superpower.

  • Ironic worldview
  • Dryly doomed delivery
  • Cerebral but physical
  • Self-implicating
  • Procedural humor

Approach

Reframes fear, pain, and self-sabotage as systems to explore.

Projects.dir
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Experimental Projects

Project Alpha

[REPLACE: Description]

Project Beta

[REPLACE: Description]

Project Gamma

[REPLACE: Description]

Recycle.bin
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Recycle Bin

Deleted files and abandoned ideas.

📄 joke_about_bikes.txt
📄 good_idea_maybe.draft
📄 self_respect.bak
📄 confidence.exe
📄 coherent_thought.sys

README.txt
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Charlie.OS 2002 - COSMIC EDITION
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COSMIC PHYSICS:
- 200 stardust particles in galactic wind
- 20 orb floaters (easier to catch)
- Grid chromatic aberration
- Summonable black hole

CONTROLS:
- Double-click icons to open windows
- Chase orbs to catch them (they glow pink)
- Click caught orbs for confetti explosion
- View > Summon Black Hole to consume particles
- Watch grid warp as you move cursor

BLACK HOLE:
- Appears at cursor when summoned
- Sucks in stardust and orbs within range
- Deletes consumed particles
- Disappears after 8 seconds
- Cosmic destruction mode

GALACTIC WIND:
Gentle diagonal flow moves all particles.
Stardust flows freely, orbs resist slightly.

© 2002-2025 Charlie Anzalone
About Charlie.OS

Charlie.OS 2002

Cosmic Edition v3.0

Galactic wind system, chromatic aberration, and summonable black hole.

© 2002-2025 Charlie Anzalone

Controls

Cosmic Interface Guide:

• Move cursor to warp the grid

• Chase glowing orbs to catch them

• Click caught orbs to explode into confetti

• View > Summon Black Hole for cosmic chaos

• Feel the galactic wind flow

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